Saturday, 23 May 2009

Bastard!

Until recently, if you Googled ‘Andrew Mackay’, my website (the sensible one, not this one) was usually second, after that of the Tory MP for Bracknell with whom I unfortunately share a name. It was top for a while, but he obviously pulled strings to get it relegated to second place.

But now, since that weird-eyed, slimy piece of shit (is that libellous or just satirical?) fiddled his expenses to the tune of some £140,000 (allegedly, he added quickly), my website has slipped to a poor fourth on Google. At least it’s still on the first page though, which I suppose is something given that the MPs’ expenses scandal is the top news story at the moment and that Andrew Mackay MP is one of the chief offenders.

But how many journalists have clicked on the link for my website, wondering if it’s the same person, doing a bit of moonlighting in addition to his MP’ing and expense-fiddling? And what would they think if they found this load of nonsense whilst digging for dirt on Andrew Mackay?

Oh well, perhaps I'll get some pet portrait commissions from journalists...

9 comments:

Mark said...

I get some fucking German Techno bloke and an entire univerity before me!!

thedrunkbirder said...

Google 'the drunkbirder' and I come out tops, google John Hague and I still come out tops. Shame there isn't a robbing bastard of and MP with my name... maybe I should change to Douglas Hogg?

Mark said...

There appears to be a councillor in Swansea bearing your name and believe me they're just as bent as the MP's

Andy Mackay said...

John Hague also apparently does pizza delivery in Sheffield (surely the pizzas would be cold by the time he got there?), has been awarded the Norwegian War Medal and has written a book of pub walks on the Isle of Wight (now that does sound like John!).

This is all getting a bit Dave Gormanish...

beast said...

I think that all these MP's are just misunderstood and underpaid...bless them. How can anyone get by on just £85.000 a year plus all the other perks adding up to maybe a miserly £150.000...?..[i'm surprised they aren't starving...it really is quite terrible]. How can anyone accuse such silver-haired fork- tongued cunts of being dishonest? It really is outrageous...i feel really REALLY sorry for them.. living in such poverty with only 2 or 3 houses each...and people have the audacity to accuse them of being 'out of touch'....shame..bahhh...humbug..etc
!!

ps...I 'love' politicians...just about as much as i love turd sandwiches...
pps...are you standing for election Andy?

Andy Mackay said...

I could do (as 'the real Andrew Mackay' representing the Llama Party), then I could claim the cost of a new scope and tripod as 'expenses'. And perhaps a new pair of bins, and a new car, and a house, and a fucking talking parrot...

beast said...

Vote for 'Monster-raving-loony- Llama party'?....why not...has a certain ring to it...[perhaps you ought to lay down some guidelines for 'the party' Andy]...

1st Rule. No rules...
2nd Rule. [see 1st rule]...
3rd Rule. [see 2nd rule]....

ps...was it you in the comedy series 'Porridge' Andy?...that 'Mr.Mackay' was already in jail....

Mark said...

Good news though Andy. If you type in Andy Mackay Cunt you get this
http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=227076069 whih is a pretty accurate description of this tit!

thedrunkbirder said...

I think Andy should stand as an MP under the Continuity Andrew Mackay banner.