Wednesday, 29 October 2008

Official - celebrities to blame for cold snap

A perfect example of the ridiculous ‘blame culture’ in which we now live: on the BBC’s interactive TV news this morning was the headline ‘Cold snap blamed on Arctic air’. Really? And there was me thinking it was the fault of Jonathan Ross and Russell ‘No honestly, I’ve fucked every woman in the world even though I sound like Frank Spencer and look like Amy Winehouse with a beard’ Brand.

Obviously I was wrong. But is it really the fault of the Arctic air? Clearly not, but since the BBC is now officially the televisual wing of the Daily Mail, someone or something must be to blame! Who shall we blame for the recession? I know – Jonathan Ross and Russell Brand! Yeah – it was all their fault for earning too much and having silly hair. I say sack the fuckers!

Whatever the reason, it was certainly cold this morning, and cold weather often equals good birds. There’s probably an equation for it, but being completely useless at maths I have no idea what it might be. So I went to Rutland Water, hoping to find a diver or a seaduck or something. But the most exciting bird I saw was a Rock Pipit at the dam. Actually that is pretty exciting in Leicestershire. I wrote it down in my spotter’s book. Also at the dam were a pair of Scaup and a rather late Swallow. After that I saw nothing else apart from this friendly Stonechat at Eyebrook, and I was back home by early afternoon.


Oh dear. I seem to have got stuck in ‘tedious birding diary type wank’ mode. Don’t worry - it’ll probably wear off soon.

2 comments:

beast said...

Like yer description of Russ Brand andy..spot on...!
Wot a loada bleating from the great british public though...'hang the twats....cut they're knackers off...this is shameful...oohhh how cud they...and earn all that money..by the way...'etc. Lets do a Jade Goody [not physically] n whip all this shit up for no other good reason than the public just lurvv fuckin goin off on one..[i'd never do that]!! Andrew Sach's daughter on box today......i wud...given the chance. Oh...aint seen wizard falcon again...yet...will let u know...

John Hague said...

I'm not going to go on about the rights and wrongs of what they did but in my opinion both should be sacked for being irritating twats. Someone must like them, it just isn't me...